Eating cake

A SFW way of saying to masturbate.

"I plan to spend most of today at my computer eating cake."

by The Daft one February 09, 2010

Nigger cakes

when a nigger punches another nigger in the back of the head then writes a book about it.

"damn yo pass me that shirt"
"its so good"
"nigger cakes"

by Chris12 March 26, 2007

icing the cake

When you shit all over the face and open mouth of a girl, the jerk a load off on top.

My friend Tom is a sick fuck. He wants to make movies about icing the cake.

by _D_A_S_ February 12, 2009

cheese cake

When an albino person takes a dump

That albino took a cheese cake in the toilet

by shanty clause March 24, 2008

Cup Cake

Fuck all the other definitions this is the real cup cake; Fartin In to a 'Cupped' Hand and whilst the 'Arse Breath' Is Still in the hand, Letting the gas go in someones face!!

'Oh, You Little Bastard You Just Fuckin Cup Caked Me! Im Gonna Beat The Shit Out Of You!!!'

by Ben Norman June 13, 2006

patty cake

A girls flat ass. No but cheeks what so ever you can iron your dress shirt on her ass

That bitch has a patty cake right there

by nunnie March 22, 2008

fun cakes

Female breasts, typically large or prominent.

Wow, look at the fun cakes on that girl across the street!

by Ethan42 October 05, 2006