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bus driver

the crabby drunk old pile of shit driving you to prison to spend all of your day sitting in an uncomfortable chair. the fat fart is yelling at you to put your phone away and to get your ass out of the aisle.
kid hi how is your day
bus driver "get your ass out of the aisle".
by reeeeeee9374 February 12, 2020
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Full as a bingo bus

"How was last night?"
"I was fucked, drank way too much... full as a bingo bus"
by TippyTappyFlea September 23, 2023
mugGet the Full as a bingo busmug.

Lu Bu

When you are lazy or uninformed so you use this wrong spelling of Lü Bu.
“You spelled Lü Bu’s name wrong.”

“I didn’t spell Lu Bu wrong, I just don’t have the umlaut on my keyboard
“You could just type it as Lv Bu instead, duh”
by anonymous January 8, 2023
mugGet the Lu Bumug.

Bus Syndrome

A disorder that arises in your love life when, after being single or falling from broken relationship to another for a while, multiple good prospects appear on your horizon...
to explain better, finding two people you like in a short space of time...
Dude 1: man, this situation with Lauren and Jane is showing signs of Bus Syndrome...

Dude 2: Your Fucked Mayte
by Fightstarboy January 30, 2009
mugGet the Bus Syndromemug.

bus boy

a cute guy who randomly sits beside you on the bus that you can't stop thinking about. the term is commonly used by people gushing about him (ex: to friends, to their private story, etc.)
you'll never guess what happened to me
what happened?
a bus boy sat next to me this morning! i was literally creaming on my seat!
wow, that's crazy!
by c0ckslxt November 20, 2021
mugGet the bus boymug.

rusty school bus

While in the process of looking for a school bus, poop and roll over someone as in to mimic a tire
Bro I was railin her while she was googling busses and naturally the rusty school bus came out of the bag of tricks.
by Dursty February 17, 2017
mugGet the rusty school busmug.

Bus pusher

A bus pusher is a term used for a group of golfers who due to the complete incompetence of their bus driver were forced to push their minibus a distance of many miles because the driver was too short (sighted) to recognise that the fuel gauge was showing a dangerously low level of fuel. The passengers that day should have known not to trust the bus driver. He has previous instances of incompetent behaviour including doing a u-turn on the A90 while travelling at approx. 60 mph and not recognising that the big steel floating objects in Aberdeen harbour were actually boats.
John: I really don’t think you have enough diesel to make it back to the airport, there is a filling station up the road here I really think you should stop and put a fiver of diesel in

Casey: I agree with my fellow front seat passenger and expert navigator John, I would recommend stopping for a quick drop of diesel, we definitely don’t want to run out before we get there

Back seat passengers: We agree with the 2 intelligent & handsome men in the front Jimmy, make sure you don’t run out of fuel.

Jimmy: A fuck it we will be alright, we’ll chance it.

Jimmy: (a couple of miles later) Ah Jaysis lads we’re after running out of diesel, how did that happen?

Willie: You’re nothing but a useless Bollix Jimmy, now we will all have to get out and push

Frank: I’m going to have a smoke and walk behind the bus, I don’t want to be a bus pusher
by The Navigator October 9, 2018
mugGet the Bus pushermug.

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