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The sloppy cow

When the man inserts his penis into a bowl of fruit loops and then the female has to suck a fruit loop off his tip. The male proceeds to dump the cereal in the females vagina and pounds her fast and hard
Man: babe wanna do the sloppy cow tonight
Woman: sure babe I’ll get the fruit loops ready
by Xxcowpounder October 27, 2022
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Cow quacker

An animal breaks the ducks quacker I’m the neck
The dog will cow quacker the quacker out of the ducks neck
by HOO HOO MAStER 1234 June 11, 2018
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Cow

A nickname for someone who’s last name starts with the sound like mooooooo
people call me cow because my last name is mucciacciaro(mooooo-cha-cha-ro)
by great I have no life October 19, 2019
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Smelly Cow

A smelly cow is like a annoying or dumb person specifically people with high egos, “fidgeters” and alt girls
“Hey your such a smelly cow because you have pink hair!”
by Farik Hanson April 2, 2021
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feeding the cow

When a woman leaves with men and gives vague reasons as to why she was not present in the bar with you.
Michelle left the bar to go with the guys "feeding the cow"
by UntamedFox October 12, 2017
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Cash Cow

A cash cow is someone who’s only dating you or being your friend for your money and benefits they can take from you
Jenny: your best friend is only using you, he doesn’t care about you
Kerry: no his not
Jenny: trust me she’s a cash cow
by AnonymousAustralianGuy January 16, 2022
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Cow tipping

Giving cows an extra nice tip for their great service.
John: Hey look a sleeping cow!
Greg: that cow served me my soup earlier.
John: let's wake him up to give him some extra money for his hard work
Greg: great idea! Let's do some cow tipping!
by anonymous October 16, 2022
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