American Car Bomb

A shot of ranch dressing dropped into a half pint of Budweiser. Inspired by Irish car bomb. Might be the most disgusting thing you’ll ever drink.

I can’t believe Connor just drank that American car bomb. Doesn’t he know that was Budweiser and ranch dressing?

by americancarbomb September 30, 2018

car comb-over

A cosmetic addition to a mid-life crisis car

Dude. See that vanity plate on that guy's Hummer? Car comb-over.

by AM Parker April 19, 2008

hippie car crash

A car/bicycle encounter when the driver of a parked car exits the vehicle only to see a Birkenstock wearing burlap bag carrying hippie driving an old 50's style bike heading toward the open door. The hippie cannot access the bike's shitty brakes due to the wearing of sandals resulting in the hippie swerving to avoid the open car door, loosing control of the bike and then crashing on the roadway.

Some dirty old, bike driv'n hippie almost hit me while I was getting outta my car. Fucking bum couldn't even work the bike brakes which made him go flying off the bike and crash'n himself onto the pavement causing a hippie car crash. He Musta been high on that old style weed.

by spikeb028 June 22, 2007

masturbation-fueled car

Describing the, "Masturbation-fueled car" is very simple. Designed in the future seeing how the world was corrupted by computers/video games, the common male couldn't get, "Laid." So, GM(General Motors} created the, "Masturbation-fueled car." Also known as the, "MFC" To help the common loser, geek, nerd, and loner. Soon to be created by the makers of the, "MFC."

The MF Powered Motorcycle
The MF Powered Lawn Mower
The MF Powered Truck
The MF Powered Air Plane (to prevent terrorist attacks)
The MF Powered Boat
The MF Powered Water Jet
The MF Powered Gym Shoes

The MF Corperation

Slogan

"Traveling 0-50 with a stiffy"

by Sayitlikeit_is September 11, 2004

Car Enthusiast

Someone that knows little to nothing about cars. Doesn't mind making fun of himself when a question about cars comes up.

Say it slow to emphasise the sarcasm.

Alex: Hey what kind of engine does the Lexus RC have?

Zorair: It has quad vtec swagmoney.

Alex: You're such a "car enthusiast"

by Zorro96 November 16, 2015

Party Car

(PARTYCAR) - A secret code for the LYFT app that gives new users up to $50 in free ride credit.

I just downloaded LYFT and typed Party car in the payment section and they drove me home for free!

by DTRob March 17, 2016

car hoe.

one who pretends to be interested in the same topics as everyone else just to be included in a group

no example cause i'm lazy

by booger December 2, 2003