I wrecked my car because I was texting, lost my job because I was late, and I just walked into a plate glass window and broke my nose. I'm definitley having a blonde day.
by grin900 July 17, 2009
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Special days are to celebrate what is, not what isn't! So take that stupid smile off your face you fockin' bastard! Yo mama' shouldn't have been such a bitch, otherwise she might have been able to baby-trap that sucker!
by dirTsamoan July 2, 2003
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by FlareKitsune February 1, 2010
Get the Valentine's Day mug.Definition 1: A day where schools across America are closed. Each student takes this day to appreciate the history of America's founding fathers and doesn't take advantage of the Monday off to party on a Sunday night.
Definition 2: A day where tons of car salesmen think that people will go nuts and buy cars, when this is most certainly never the case.
Definition 2: A day where tons of car salesmen think that people will go nuts and buy cars, when this is most certainly never the case.
Student #1: It's so grand that we have our founding fathers to thank during President's Day.
Student #2: oh, yes!
Student 1&2: *reminiscing*
Student #2: oh, yes!
Student 1&2: *reminiscing*
by Confidante February 12, 2015
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Get the egirl day mug.The first day of springtime warm enough for attractive females to wear flesh baring clothing after a long winter.
The name is derived from the Roy Orbison classic Oh Pretty Woman. The correct utterance upon seeing an attractive female on PW Day is "Mercy!", also from the Orbison classic
The name is derived from the Roy Orbison classic Oh Pretty Woman. The correct utterance upon seeing an attractive female on PW Day is "Mercy!", also from the Orbison classic
by R Snyder December 3, 2007
Get the PW Day mug.DFV Day is an international holiday celebrated on April 16, in honor of the humble reddit user u/DeepFuckingValue, who taught many great apes lessons in both life an investing; about doing your research, and following through with conviction. The day April 16 was chosen because it was the day u/DeepFuckingValue bought in to a grand total of 200,000 shares of GameStop, ultimately 20x his original position of 10,000 shares just months prior.
DFV Day is a day to celebrate DFV's massive balls, which he humbly, willingly, and openly shared with a massive ape population.
by ValueInvestor April 16, 2021
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