willy guillotine

A toilet seat, that when put up soon falls back down again.

Fucking hell mate, you didn’t warn me about your willy guillotine! Your toilet seat nearly chopped my knob off!

by hey gringo October 17, 2025

willy5000

A really profound and majestic being, creator of our very Twister!

I ate a willy5000 using my effot.

by musix75 November 2, 2025

Wilean

The feeling of your about clean your room,dishes, take out trash, etc.. and enjoy it but then one of your parents tell you to do it while your doing it and now it feels like a chore and you don’t do it anymore.

I was doing the dishes then my mom told me to finish them and I felt wilean about doing them.

by Tidewater13 November 4, 2025

Willy Wanker

Wanking inside everything except women because your too fuckin' stupid. The name also came from a pissed off parent at a shitty event/scam at Glasgow, UK.

I am Willy Wanker motherfuckers!

by blackgays69 December 2, 2025

Willy-Deuce

The act of routinely defecating at odd hours of the evening.

I’m up every night at 2am dropping a Willy-Deuce ever since I returned from Europe.

It must be 20:00. Master Chief is dropping a Willy-Deuce again. You can set your watch to it!

by Florid51 January 6, 2026

free willy

During a play of any sports involving a ball, watching the ball go over one's head and doing nothing to prevent the opposite team from earning score.

Oh come on! You are suppose to catch the rebounds, not free willy them.

by ironsol8 September 6, 2007

armpit willy

When one person, with hands dripping wet, sneaks up behind another person and quickly wedges their soaked hands upwards into the armpits of the previously unknowing victim.

Dude, I gave her an armpit willy yesterday. She shrieked and then laughed.

by Cyber B June 20, 2008