Meef Wellington

A males post-sex fart whilst still inside of their partner.

“I felt the need to make a Meef Wellington in my wife this morning. ‘Tis the season!”

“All of this sex is making me hungry… Meef Wellington?”

by Brucey Balls 33 December 12, 2024

Kink Wellington

It’s like beef Wellington just with daddy issues and a liking for CCBBT~Cattle Cock and Bovine Ball Torture.

After reading their online dating profile, which mentioned both being raised in the countryside on a cattle farm and a recent purchase of a custom-built spanking bench, I knew I was dealing with a full-course Kink Wellington.

by Indec1sive April 1, 2025

Kink Wellington

It’s like beef Wellington just with daddy issues and a liking for CCBBT~Cattle Cock and Bovine Ball Torture.

After reading their online dating profile, which mentioned both being raised in the countryside on a cattle farm and a recent purchase of a custom-built spanking bench, I knew I was dealing with a full-course Kink Wellington.

by Indec1sive April 1, 2025

Kink Wellington

It’s like beef Wellington just with daddy issues and a liking for CCBBT~Cattle Cock and Bovine Ball Torture.

After reading their online dating profile, which mentioned both being raised in the countryside on a cattle farm and a recent purchase of a custom-built spanking bench, I knew I was dealing with a full-course Kink Wellington.

by Indec1sive April 1, 2025

Mineral wells meth pipe

The “mineral wells meth pipe” is a disgusting sex act involving two people,where one person inserts a meth pipe into the others anus and then sucks through their mouth to take a hit

Person A: yo dude I just gave my girl the meanest mineral wells meth pipe

by Mineralwellsmethpipemaster July 10, 2025

Kellie Wells'N it

The porn actress Kellie Wells known for her talents and achievements, her ability to analy fist her self, often beyond what seems possible, defying logic. Kellie Wells preforming self anal fisting up to the elbow. The contortion or the positioning and effort to do such a feet and to be that deep, going all in .

Other popular culture reference of similar beyond belief activities, can be found in the music band "Tool" in the song "stink fist" ......some of the lyrics " finger deeper in the borderline" " elbow deeper in the borderline shoulder deeper in the borderline" relax turn around and take my hand" as a activity or fetish with a partner in the term or phrase Kellie Wells'N it is solo auto-anal extreme stimulation.

Can also be used as a more extreme modern metaphoric term akin to "stepped into that shit" or "you got your hands all deep in that shit" or "you fell in super deep in all that shit"

" Bro! wtf, there is lube and shit all over your hand up to your forearm, you been in here Kellie Wells'N it"

"What's with you buying all this lube and wet ones? You planning on trying to Kellie Wells'N it.? "

Used as metaphoric example

"At that house, Man we walked into that deep, in those people's drama and BS, like we were Kellie Wells all in that shit."

"I'm in trouble, I'm in deep shit, like I'm Kellie Wells'N it.

by Mattygjak December 4, 2025

Nerd-o-welly

A person who may have hundreds of pictures of themselves on Facebook or a similar service. However, none of these pictures truly show what the person really looks like thanks to the use of camera angles, bad self-pics and other cheap visual tricks. This underhanded ploy is a favorite of the 'salad-shy' and those afflicted with 'a lovely personality.' Invented by Stephen Gude, Professor Emeritus at UCSC, USA.

"There are 150 pictures of this girl on her Myspace... NONE of which show that she is not fat or ugly. Think of the incredible effort this must have taken. How is that possible? What a horrible nerd-o-welly."

"Gina weighs 300 pounds in real life... Why does her facebook make her look like Jessica Biel. What is goddamn nerd-o-welly!"

by Professor Letznotfail October 22, 2011