dads dick syndrome

dads dick syndrome or DDS for short is a term given to a man who has a dick that looks bigger than it really is.

boy1: man did you see Tyler's piece? it is huge!

boy2: nah it's the case of the dads dick syndrome

by skibby1337 January 30, 2024

Dad

Will leave to "get milk"

Kid: "where's dad?"
Mom: "he went to the store to get milk"

by Ifuckedyoursister August 9, 2019

nick’s your dad

You got caught in a lie and needed to work your way out of it.

Oh man, I heard you went to the DMV and forged a signature. Well, nick’s your dad.

by Graitbigliar March 29, 2024

Dad

The guy who leaves for the milk when your 5 :)

Hello dad
Goodbye dad
DADDYYYYY

by My dad left me :D November 23, 2022

dad

Gone.

Dad? Where did you go?

by 7568ino February 21, 2024

g dad taxes

G DAD TAXES it’s just G DAD TAXES

well... g dad taxes ig

by 🦁 May 31, 2021

DAD

That one dude that went to get milk and never met

Boy 1: ew are those fake Jordan's hahaha brokie

Boy 2: shut up and go hug ur dad.. oh wait u can't find him

Boy 1: shut up u know he went to get milk when I was 3 and I licked his yummy ball sack without permission 😢

by Your dad's dad mom's brother November 22, 2022