austin texas sherbert newyork

A homosexual emo. has very controversial opinions about my dad

did you guys hear, austin texas sherbert newyork is homophobic!!

so true!!

by mocaasaoba btw September 27, 2021

Texas A&M University Corps of Cadets

A glorified reserve officer training corps in which the sole purpose of every individual is to earn both the right to wear a pair of thousand dollar boots and the right to walk on grass.

Bill is a senior in the Texas A&M Univresity Corps of Cadets and paid for his thousand dollar boots yesterday so he can walk on the grass today!

by Adrian November 8, 2004

Texas A&M University Corps of Cadets

A small group of people who are ignorant enough to get hazed every day and follow mind-numbingly pointless rules such as not walking on grass, unless a senior; having to run to the end of halls out of their way to greet upperclassmen; and basically subjecting themselves to whats been called by a former major general from West Point, "more cruel and unorthodox practices than what is accepted at the Military Academy, or in any Armed Service Branch"

"The Texas A&M University Corps of Cadets... a place where freshman thru juniors put up with crap just to have 'privileges' I've had since I first got here, and the right to wear ugly boots that cost over $1000"

by former corps freshman December 28, 2007

a chainsaw(texas chainsaw massacre)

you tape a knife to your dick and fuck a girl until she bleeds to death.

I kootered this girl then i gave her a chainsaw(texas chainsaw massacre) last night.

by nick sutton101 January 29, 2009

Texas Humpty-Dumpty Nipple Splitter

The sexual act in which a man puts 2 eggs in between a woman's breasts(while laying in bed) and then sit on them for a solid 2 - 5 hours with a heating lamp near by and the room temperature very high. Then when he gets up, they should be hot, goey, and sticky. He will then proceed to use this as lube for violent sex afterwards. Then, with some of the eggshells, he will proceed to scrape her nipples until they are a bloody pulp.

Me: Dude, im so nervous...
Friend: Whys that?
Me: Sally wants me to do a Texas Humpty-Dumpty Nipple Splitter....I don't think I can sit still for that long!
Friend: Don't worry you'll be fine bro!!

by Shank0potomis August 1, 2012

Colorado, Utah, New Mexico, Texas

A geographically sarcastic way of spelling out CUNT! Also the states that through historical coincidence make up the fuck region of the United States!

In 1850, the formerly Mexican land between the states of Texas and California was divided into New Mexico Territory in the south and Utah Territory in the north. Then during the Civil War, Utah Territory was split into three territories. The western portion bordering California became the state of Nevada in 1864, while the central portion would become the state of Utah in the 1890s. The eastern portion bordering Kansas, however, was initially proposed to be named Idaho, but was later named Colorado after the reddish-hued river. Little did those who named the states foresee what the first letters in the names of Colorado, Utah, New Mexico, Texas, states that border one another, would spell out!

by AnonymousProgressiveRebel August 11, 2023

Two handed texas weeny wind

While preforming a hand job start twisting your hands in opposite directions back and forth while gripping the shaft as hard as possible causing sever Indian burns on a penis

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Jon's signature move

If ya don't leave Indian burns while preforming Jon's signature move can you even say you gave a two handed texas weeny wind

by Squawboss June 23, 2022