Sex position, involves having sex with only the protruding head of a turtle (usually of the snapping variety). Bonus points if the shell vibrates.
Abby: Dude why are you bleeding like that
Kate: I tried the snapping turtle at the lake and it didn’t go well
Kate: I tried the snapping turtle at the lake and it didn’t go well
by Lakelesbos69 August 31, 2021
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by Tree Mugger November 17, 2019
Someone: Hey I just took part in my schools talent show, I sang Riptide on my ukulele.
You, probably: Damn, thats so cringe my shoulders touch my ears like a cringe turtle
You, probably: Damn, thats so cringe my shoulders touch my ears like a cringe turtle
by _goose March 05, 2021
To attempt something that does have a small chance of success - but will likely end in failure and pain.
Did you hear how Josh and Christel are trying to create new slang? They're trying to punch the turtle with that...
by JBonesMcGee March 30, 2019
(n.) term used to describe chinless, humanoid species found in Northern Louisiana. usually female, these creatures resemble a turtle who lost her shell. Despite her FAS features, she will be full of an ignorant, white trash pride and sense of superiority, which will make her feel entitled and desires among a group of male peers who would stick in a dead dog so long as it was still warm.
I can't believe Maria Elena Cimino is working here again but she is a thirsty turtle for those auto-sales managers.
by firecracker4u March 13, 2017
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