Kevin Hernandez

Your crush who will never notice you.

I like Kevin Hernandez but I don't think he knows I exist.

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Kevin Costner

A guy some of us have convinced ourselves we look like, despite not being related to or knowing Kevin Costner, or being told once in our life that we were his lookalike. If that's not weird enough, we have convinced ourselves that we have convinced females at work that we looked like Kevin Costner, and that she can't tell the difference between us and Kevin Costner, even injecting a sample the DNA of Kevin Costner into our own blood so that we cant tell the difference between ourselves and Kevin Costner.

Guy at work- No, no, I'm not Kevin Costner, I knew you were gonna say it like everyone else always does, I'm just me.

Girl at work- Somebody told you that you look like Kevin Costner?

by Solid Mantis September 11, 2020

Kevin

The calm

Hi Kevin

by Snsndhdjdjdjdjdjsjd January 13, 2022

Kevin

Kevin is the type of person to understand stand people's feelings when they tell him. He doesn't always know what to say but he is sure to make you laugh. He can be shy around people but he quickly gets over it. He's not the cutest it he always gets the girls he wants. Kevin has a very bubbly personality. If a Kevin doesn't like a person he will definitely hold a grudge against them and glare at them.

Andrya: Kevin is so annoying
Ella: no he's not you just don't know him.

by JefferyMendala February 1, 2022

Kevin

A popular name for black dogs and anyone of colour, most commonly used by english cricketers when they don't know the actual name of the person they are addressing.

I was shopping at ASDA and I couldn't see the produce for the Kevins getting in my way and had to come home without my avocados.

I'm not getting on that bus it's full of Kevins!

Ask that Kevin there for a menu!

by Martimuss December 23, 2021

kevin

every kevin has a massive cock
kevin meaning god
nickname for someone with a big jon

“i hooked up with kevin last night & he was so hung, his dick was massive! “

by massive penis May 12, 2022

Kevin

Kevin is the most hated guy and is so god damn ugly. most Kevin's are Asian and he is blind. he cant see. he gets none of the girls because of how ugly he is. he is the type of guy to always get bullied and bashed.

i would not date kevin because he is the ugliest animal alive.

by evert hervey October 13, 2022