Vampire Kiss

When a female inserts her finger into the anus of a male with hemorrhoids, breaking the swollen blood vessel, then proceeding to provide oral pleasure to the ruptured anus while consuming the blood.

After that Vampire Kiss last night at the staff party, Jane is sure to get the promotion. Rim job -smim job, she went above and beyond. What a team player.

by ry-mo May 13, 2010

Italian Kiss

Italian kiss is a open mouth kiss with mouth full of Nuttela. Funny enough it was invented in Croatia but it got its name because of the origin country of Nuttela which is Italy.

I was eating pancakes when she leaned in for a kiss so she got an Italian Kiss

by GrammarNaziCro May 22, 2017

danish kiss

Kiss someone after you have Ejaculated into their mouth.

You see that movie The Danish Girl? If you dated that girl you'd get a lot of Danish kisses.

by FriendofAlice August 9, 2017

Dementor's Kiss

The act of sucking the air out of your partner's lungs during a make-out session.

During a make-out session with my boyfriend, I (quite sweetly) uttered the line “you take my breath away”. He leaned in to kiss me again, and as we were doing so he literally sucked the air out of my lungs before exclaiming “That’s what it feels like to be a Dementor!”
The worst thing…his geekiness actually turned me on a bit.
~ A Prisoner of Azkaban, College Humor, after experiencing a Dementor's Kiss

by Nosperato January 15, 2012

strawberry kiss

When a girl is giving you road head and you slam on the brakes. When her face hits the wheel or dashboard thats a strawberry kiss

My girl was going down on me and a truck pulled out in front of us. She got a strawberry kiss

by PIPES February 16, 2004

bacon kisses

The kiss you have with someone after eating bacon or bacon flavored food.

Sunday brunch is my favorite they always end in bacon kisses.

by ogEmilicious November 20, 2013

Crabby Kisses

being slapped with a tranny's penis

I love to give Zen crabby kisses!

Crabby Kisses are the best!!

by Master ZM January 4, 2012