My Right Honourable Friend

English Parliamentary translation of 'This fucking prick'

Used often during heated Parliamentary procedure in the UK

Him: I believe the free market should dictate the Education system
Me: I have heard the opinion of My Right Honourable Friend and I respectfully disagree

Could My Right Honourable Friend please stop interrupting the current procedure.

by wombledomble September 9, 2019

right off it

When you do lodes of drugs and your right off ya head

Terrence was had lodes of belters and Mandy bombs now he's right off it

by Pauly paffat December 15, 2017

right

The side thats to the right of the left.

If you hold your right hand up and put all your fingers except your thumb and first finger, it makes a J, whereas the left hand makes an L in case your a dumbass who cant tell.

Look! My right is left of my left! or is it left of my right? It was east of my left, that's it!

by Kool GUy November 23, 2003

right

Mike is right... like usual

Sarah was wrong, Mike was right. Thus the world was correct.

by Mike November 24, 2003

Right quick

To do something that will only take a few moments.

I will check the mail right quick

by RDpop05 March 30, 2017

Rights

The things we have that allow us to do anything we want as long as it doesn't bother anyone else.

"Can rights even be stolen?"

by Philisdeadinside April 6, 2017

Poke the right bears

Business folks say this to 1) imply they can do favors, affect change, etc. and 2) sound macho.

Especially common among grown-up douchebro yuppie types.

Hydrogen fuel cells aren't a development priority this quarter? Let me see if I can poke the right bears to get this done.

by unicodebandito May 9, 2017