Sausage Wiff

The attempt to insert the your penis into the vagina, but missing and having it enter the anus.

We were going to bang like crazy all night, but I Sausage Wiffed and it ruined the moment.

by Haze Down July 15, 2022

Sausage chick

When a woman is considered a dude and not bangable

That chick used to be hot but now is just a sausage chick

by eddietaps78 July 23, 2022

Sausage weasel

A thin male or female who slurps said dirty sausage for free.

Eww Cody is a sausage weasel.

by You're wrong tara July 25, 2022

Sausage Knocker

An individual who knocks over a vessel of sausages.

Who knocked over all of the sausages on the buffet?
Ben did, he's a sausage knocker

by EvilBoris DX August 8, 2022

Vegan Sausage

A transgender man's penis

I enjoy dating men with vegan sausage

by Tommy Silva August 16, 2022

Simpson Sausage Straw

Using a sausage with a hole carved through lengthways as a straw for a drink

Look at that guy using a Simpson Sausage Straw

by solarB August 23, 2022

Sausage Washing

The phrase "Sausage Washing" refers to where one man has intercourse with women or seeks to get his sausage washed.

Ashley got his 'Sausage Washing' in Bodmin

by TheCheeseMasher August 26, 2022