Any papers dusty drapers

A kleptomaniac that asks u if u have any money and acts like ur the problem after stealing ur money at the atm. Usually prone calling for backup when u ask for a loan till the next day. Definately a smear campaign tactic used by peeps who have fucked up by some other smear campaign tactic being used to create an illusion of upper class status

Karma drove past saw the ppl who stole her money and made sure that the kleptos (definition of: any papers dusty drapers ) had no shoes no money nothing when they had to face the music and talk to the person they stole the money from the previous day.

by Cluttered mutt February 25, 2022

meme paper

a college degree

Even though I have a meme paper, I can't find a job in my industry.

by thorgt May 2, 2022

Toilet Paper

See: The Sun

The Sun Newspaper is so bad that I wouldn't even use it as toilet paper.

by UltimateDoge June 5, 2022

Spicy Paper

Nickname or alias for the drug LSD. Usually in the form of a tab of paper.

I’m about to be brain deep in some spicy paper

by Budonkeydonk June 26, 2022

Space Paper

Another term for Aluminum foil specifically for people who struggle to say aluminum and instead call it tin foil.

Can you please hand me the anumil… the amlumino… hand me the space paper Dale.

by Chuchiteeerup June 30, 2022

Kitty paper

The shreds of toilet paper left over after a cat has clawed a roll.

Sorry, I'm out of whole rolls but I have a bunch of kitty paper you can use.

by Bdubya76 July 18, 2022

Sock Paper Jar

An alternative, dirty version of Rock Paper Scissors. The game goes sock beats jar, jar beats paper and paper beats sock.

The loser has to swallow the winner's cum from the item they won with.

Joe: Hey mate, wanna play Sock Paper Jar?

Larry: Sure buddy, but I warn ya, my cum jar is filled to the brim.

by YuriMurder July 21, 2022