When you are so drunk that you're very well into a blackout state and you make it home to take a massive poop on the toilet. The poop drains so much energy out of you that you pass out on the toilet before flushing. When you wake up in the morning you see the poop, but can't actually remember ever taking one and are still able to recognize it as your own.
Bro 1: "What happened to you last night? You were so hammered."
Bro 2: "I have no idea! All I know is that I woke up to a deja poo this morning that smelled terrible!"
Bro 2: "I have no idea! All I know is that I woke up to a deja poo this morning that smelled terrible!"
by Dasterdly Drunk June 26, 2012
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jim: sally I just did a hogwarts poo holy Jesus
Sally: that's so magical I haven't had a hogwarts poo for 48 days
Sally: that's so magical I haven't had a hogwarts poo for 48 days
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Get the Poo nugget mug.a household domestic worker with specific duties. in very wealthy homes, children are often assigned nannies for certain tasks, such as dressing, going out, or school. the poo nanny is employed specifically to children being potty trained. her skills ease a child's entry to the world of toilet usage, and good poo nannies are worth every penny they earn.
mater: oh dear, i think we need to arrange for a poo nanny for junior, dear. how else will he become toilet trained?
pater: quite so, quite so, my dear. i'll call the agency first thing in the morning. and now, i must return to the factory and lay off a few dozen workers and transfer their duties to our southeast asian plant.
mater: you're such a capitalist swine!!
pater: that's why you married me, remember?
mater: of course!! i nearly forgot!!
junior: momma poopie panties yucky gooey
mater: oh for christ's sake the little bastard just shit his god-damned pants again!!
pater: oh, take another valium, bitch, and get his ass upstairs to his bathroom!! and change your clothes before you come back downstairs; i don't want you smelling like toddler poop.
pater: quite so, quite so, my dear. i'll call the agency first thing in the morning. and now, i must return to the factory and lay off a few dozen workers and transfer their duties to our southeast asian plant.
mater: you're such a capitalist swine!!
pater: that's why you married me, remember?
mater: of course!! i nearly forgot!!
junior: momma poopie panties yucky gooey
mater: oh for christ's sake the little bastard just shit his god-damned pants again!!
pater: oh, take another valium, bitch, and get his ass upstairs to his bathroom!! and change your clothes before you come back downstairs; i don't want you smelling like toddler poop.
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Get the poo waffle mug.This is a sex toy, created by defficating into a condom, then placing it into a freezer until fully frozen. The condom is then removed from the frozen faeces and the object is used as a dildo by the sexually adventurous.
by andyLD February 6, 2009
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