Pirate plating

An act of using parts and/or walls that are fastened into place, and then removed for other purposes in surface displacement.
My car was so corroded that we had to use pirate plating just to pass inspection. The only problem is none of my repairs were legit.
by Laser platforms November 03, 2022
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staircase pirate

Bob: yeah bro I just got head for the first time? Friend:who?
Bob: Megan Webber...
Friend: dam bro you desperate, she's a staircase pirate.
by DocTock December 25, 2022
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Pirate

Giving someone the "pirate" is when during sexual intercourse, the male kicks his partner in one leg, and while she/he is screaming "ARGH!", he continues to ejaculate in her/his eye.
Dude1: So how was your date with Miss Hook last night?
Dude2: She was quite shy at first, but I gave her The Pirate at the end of the evening.

Dude1: You a nasty motherf**ker
by KarTosha April 30, 2020
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the pirate

The pirate position is a unique sex position and it's called the pirate because the man will ejaculate his sperm into his hand and throw it onto his partner's right eye and kick him or hers left leg quite hard so she will jump around like a pirate.
Guy 1: Oh my gosh, I literally did the pirate with her last night!
Guy 2: How hard did you kick?
Guy 1: Hard enough.
by bananen123 July 31, 2017
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butt pirate

Someone who goes full sail at the sight of booty. Can be used as straight or gay, depending on context.
Jimmy is such a butt pirate! He's always gazing onto football players.
by somedude149 May 27, 2014
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Pirate Santa

When one shoots a healthy White load of semen into someone’s eye and area where a beard would be located. It has to occur during the Christmas season, after thanksgiving.
Bitch I just gave you a Pirate Santa! (After shooting his glorious load... step back and say,) “HO, HO, HO, AYE THERE! You filthy slut”.
by Iberolin November 26, 2019
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captain pirate hose

You have been deemed a "captain pirate hose" following your recent poor choices in opinions.
by Notamon October 09, 2021
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