NES crap pack

6 "games" that came from hell itself

1. ghosts n goblins

2. total recall

3. friday the 13th (can't play as jason)

4. nightmare on elm street (can't play as freddy)

5. TMNT ( the dam level, oh god the dam level)

6. action 52

(commercial comes on tv and shows the average family playing 6 games while faking interest)

Joe: WOW! 6 games for the price of one! i'm getting them!

(later...) Joe: just let me win once damn you!

(NES gets thrown through wall)

mother: THAT COST ME $52.50! YOU're Grounded!

52.50 for the NES crap pack?

mother: what? (plays and then dies from boredom 3 days later)

by I h8 nes October 26, 2013

AB Pack

There’s layers to this.

An AB pack is the same as a HSP, different location

AB is short for Abortion, as per what a HSP looks like.

And the Pack, is the Aborted fetus.

AB Pack is the baby pack that you’re now smoking on

“Tommys Mrs went down to the clinic yesterday, now she’s chilling at home smoking on that AB pack”

by Kenobis4n November 29, 2022

Packing

An extended roast/diss on an individual.

Packgod was packing his ass up, that lil bitch is not recovering from that!

by JaxonArts November 27, 2022

Packing Peen

When a guy has a huge weiner.

Johnny: Billy is so annoying and ugly. It doesn't make sense how he gets so many girls.

Rick: He's gotta be packing peen.

by Sharting Wrestler February 27, 2022

Lando Pack

A word used to describe potent marijuana. Originated after Lando was murdered (smoked) by Prosys goons

"I'm smoking on that Lando Pack, yeah I'm high as shit"

by Internet goons September 24, 2020

South Dakotan Snack Pack

Dropping a small snack sized shit into someone’s belly button and they eat it with a spoon.

I am going to give Susie a South Dakotan Snack Pack

by Dillybar69 October 4, 2020

Pack him up

Said when someone wants to put a stop to what someone else is doing usually meaning jail time.

"Nah you gotta pack him up bro thats crazy"

by bildnow March 16, 2024