Basketball Penis

An extravagant spherical peniscular device.

"Oh, hey, uh, what's up?" Ahaha (aHAhah) baba borl please storp touch my back (spine as it is inside the back) with your wesco dick. Receive a gingerly rubbing with your basketball penis, please instead (thank you, as we are basketball penis) "Ouuuyyoooo Yes."

by tardfag69 December 2, 2019

Shrew Penis

A man that has a pointed shrew penis and very small.

That boy Javon'te gotta Shrew Penis!

by Shrew man January 20, 2020

Penis elongator

This is what the rapist clown uses to have loads of fun with children when he wips out his yoni

yo Did you see that clowns penis elongator

by Eat ur penis April 15, 2020

penis dominance

A state of domination one alpha male has over another, based on the quality of the penis and the person's aptitude in its use.

Niclas: "I was looking for a person that would have a threesome with me and my wife, would you be interested?"
Brendan: "Shure"
Niclas: "Although I have to establish penis dominance first"

by blueballs baby, yea ait April 22, 2020

Penis Butter

When you build up smegma in your foreskin, then ejaculate and let your semen sit inside your foreskin to cook over night. The resulting product is what's known as penis butter.

Manwell: "penis butter is amazing on toast."

by Scrotum Slayer May 5, 2020

Weak penis

A person that is so pathetic and is of no use.

Man, that person is such a weak penis.

by Yodasbitch1234 May 5, 2020

Penis Slangin’

When a person of the male gender purposefully and proudly flaunts his dick and balls.

Person 1: “We Penis Slangin’ for real bro”
Person 2: “Facts bro Penis Slangin’”

by The Poo Poo Pee Pee Man July 10, 2020