Two can Party Man

Marko Nedelkovich

he gets paro on 2 cans

by Matthew November 26, 2003

I Believe I can Fly

Slang terminology for peeing on your partner for sexual gratification.

Honey, quick -- to the bathtub, I believe I can fly!!

by Peehero March 27, 2009

I can breath just fine

What a white person might say after interacting with the police.

I was worried I would get a speeding ticket, but since he let me off with a warning I can breath just fine.

by Hlalakar June 08, 2020

Time will tell if time can tell time

Expression used when engaged in a futile activity

Guy 1: Hey, how's your progress with her sister going?
Guy 2 : Time will tell if time can tell time

by EnVSage February 10, 2015

You can suck my aim's ass

When you're flexing how good your aim is to someone

Person A: I'm too fast for you to shoot me!
Person B: (headshots them) You can suck my aim's ass!!!

by Endr9 February 04, 2020

i can act rather silly at times

a silly funny cat with a silly funny face

i can act rather silly at times

by funny silly guy man dude bro March 23, 2023

Can I give you a bow tie

Another way of asking to give someone a blow job.

“Lou, can I give you a bow tie?” “I’d love it if you’d just wait.”

by lourocksteady May 01, 2021