Mom Parker

Andi D.

Did you see how she pulled in and parked?!?! Bro she TOTALLY parks like a mom!
You're a mom parker.

by Larry Josh December 13, 2018

Your mom

That fat hoe in the kitchen always taking bites out of your pop-tarts

"Wheres your mom?"
"In the kitchen baken my pop-tarts."
"Can I have a bite?"
"NO!"

by _ThatDonaldTrumpyBoi_ December 17, 2018

ur mom

sexy fucking bitch

I would take ur mom out anyday

by dsfdsfdsfdsf December 31, 2018

sugar mom

Its n old woman who have a much younger boy as lover.
She also has to be rich and spend everything for her younger lover.
The younger lover is only interested in her money.

next time i will take a sugar mom

by ach midt January 16, 2019

Ur mom

This is a phrase commonly used to yab or insult other people, it is also used for a comeback for literally anything!

Dude 1: You are so stupid
Dude 2: like ur mom

Dude1: You fail in school
Dude 2: like ur mom

Dude 1: who was eating that?
Dude 2: ur mom xd

by Ur mom noob January 17, 2019

sweaty mom

A soccer mom who is always on the go and is always sweaty and pissed off. Shes always in a rush and usually about to have her breaking point.

Me: "Hey mom can I go get some chips?"
Mom: "NO NO NO!!! I HAVE YOGA AND IM SO SICK OF YOU!!!!!! AFTER THAT YOU'RE COMING WITH ME TO THE GROCERY SHOP TO GET SOME KALE!!!!"
Me: {oh no shes turned into a sweaty mom}

by AWESOMESAWS12 June 16, 2018

your mom

when you are a big!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! slut

your mom is cool

by jjeeffyy66779944 June 18, 2018