Jacob Sclitorous

A derogatory term for Jacob Sartorius (a little boy who got famous on vine and musical.ly. Has no eyebrows and sings stupid songs. Most popularly known for his single "sweatshirt".)

That Jacob Sclitorous must not have any talent at all.

by LaserImouto March 15, 2023

Jacob Riley Downing

The name of the most sexiest man alive , when he walks by all the girls they grow a penis and get the most pants throbbing erection. Jacobs also really buff from his pre workout and gym sessions with his friends Craig Kelly & Riley Kerr

Girl: OMG I got a BF

Other Girl : OMG who is it

Girl : Jacob Riley Downing

Other Girl : Holy fuck I just grew a dick and got a pants throbbing erection

by JacobIsDaddy25_YT March 15, 2023

Jacob

Absolute zest fest. A cool guy overall, but everyone can agree he's not nearly as cool as Sailor.

Person 1: Why does that dude looks so ZESTY?
Person 2: That's Jacob bro, everyone knows he's totally gay.
Sailor: Sailor

by sailorisveryhandsome March 16, 2023

Jacob and Reagan

The perfect couple, belong together, soulmates, hot, long distance couple.

N/A: Woah check out Jacob and Reagan, theyre the hottest couple right now!

by user67334091267 March 19, 2023

Jacob

The most kindest and annoying person you can meet but they are really lovable and loyal and totally does not try to make out with your brother and if you are friends with someone named Jacob RUN, RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN they will annoy you to death but they will also be your bests friend and he will also be you brother from another mother but seriously tho if you are friends with someone named Jacob you are very lucky to have them in your life.

Person: "Hey Jacob"
Jacob: "Yessssssssss"
Person: "Do you wanna be friends"
Jacob: "Heck yeah"

by Poop Woopy Doopy March 19, 2023

Raylin x Jacob

jacob being so oblivious while raylin is OBVIOUSLY confessing her love (L jacob)

jacob always giving raylin gifts when he knows that raylin cant give any back..

raylin and jacob ALWAYS hugging in the hallways, you will never see them not hugging (bella and jose could never)

when chloe brings up jacob in a conversation raylin blushes (well if its visible)

THEY ARE JUST SO CUTE

ship Raylin x Jacob NEOWWW

i made good oneshots for this..

by cupidfantasy March 24, 2023

Jacob Allan Lewis

He’s pretty cool. Probably the shorter twin. He may even be friends with an Adrian or An Issac, is he is that makes him even better.

13/10 W mans

Woman: Have you heard or that new hottie Jacob Allan Lewis?

Woman 2: no.

Woman: he’s so cool

Woman 3: he plays the guitar!!!!

by He’s pretty cool ig March 24, 2023