Rum Shits

When you drink all night and you wake up having to run to the toilet due to the poo explosion that is about to happen.

Samantha had drank to much rum last night and the next morning she had the rum shits

by safetysamuel November 21, 2016

Shit with eyes

a dishonest, untrustworthy person

John failed to pay his share of the rent again. He's a shit with eyes.

by BC_Girl August 13, 2011

carrots and shits

the joke that Claire Drake used to help her friend Haley Sharpe when they were making fun of their friend Chase Rutherford.

"it looks like he's been eating carrots and sticks and no brush his teeth for weeks" - haley sharpe
"HALEY! it doesn't look like he's been carrots AND sticks. it looks like he's been eating CARROTS AND SHITS 😂🤣😂😆". - Claire Drake

by victoria o <3 December 3, 2020

Shit Tag

A fun game, where if you know you are about to have an especially revolting shit, you enclose your phone in a zip-lock bag and leave it in the bathroom you just destroyed. Close the door behind you and begin complaining that you can't find your phone. A friend or family member will eventually dial it, hear it in the bathroom and will be so smug to discover it's location that they'll just barge in to grab it, violating their nostrils when they enter.

Daughter: (gagging) "I found your phone! Why is it in a plastic bag?"
You: Shit Tag! You're it!

by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker September 19, 2020

Life is shit!

Means life is simply shit.

Guard 1: "Life is shit!"
Guard 2: "Yeah, well what can you do?"

From XXX movie with Vin Diesel

by Yetita January 26, 2017

Shit Bagel

Another name for the human anus

"Don't be such a shit bagel" "I gotta go drop some brown cream cheese from my shit bagel"

by Karnell D August 17, 2012

Shit Salute

Waving to neighbors while walking the dog using the bag of poop as a flag.

I didn't mean to Shit Salute you this morning. I had 3 bags of dog crap in one hand and a leash in the other so I had no choice. But you deserved it because you are an asshole.

by SheLarry66 May 5, 2014