Irish Rammer

The most aggressively Irish sex move ever conceived by a man who has already lost an argument with gravity. After approximately 9–14 pints of the black stuff, the lad decides the night needs one final, unforgivable flourish. He grabs the nearest spud (usually a decently-sized rooster potato he was saving for Sunday dinner), gives it a quick “God bless ya” kiss for luck, and — with the confidence only a blood-alcohol level in the triple digits can provide — attempts to full-send the entire potato straight into his partner’s ass in one heroic, poorly-aimed thrust.
No lube.
No warm-up.

“Mate I gave her the Irish Rammer. Proper job. She’s walkin’ like she’s got a full harvest festival in there. Potato came out clean though — legend says if you boil it three times it grants wishes.”

by WID0WMAKER84 February 6, 2026

Irish intervention

An Irish intervention is when a group of friends get together to tell one of the group they're not drinking enough an occasion on which a person with an addiction or other behavioural problem is confronted by a group of friends or family members in an attempt to persuade them to address the issue.

We had an Irish intervention for Ben he's just not getting through his 12 Guinness per night out.

by Purple headed raider February 19, 2026

Irish Handjob

To masturbate in a hotel room.

"How was the business trip?"

"It was GREAT! I got an Irish Handjob I will never forget."

by Fat-thah Jim March 4, 2026

Irish hello

When you show up unannounced both at a delightfully appropriate time and place, and things somehow work out despite every reason they shouldn't.

Man me and the boys were down south building houses, and we wanted to go to the strip club. It was 10am but we gave them the Irish hello. "This is a strip club, it's 10 in the morning. We're closed" "Well, we're here!" "Okay fine let me make a phone call".

by pizzaknockout March 16, 2026

Irish pipe bomb

After finishing in your partners eyes you crank the radio to max while playing "Diggy Diggy Hole" leaving only one way out of the car. They have to dig themselves out of the trunk (which is full of lucky charms and potatos)

I heard Mark and Sarah drove into the woods to finally go all the way and he hit her with an Irish pipe bomb. The sun was almost up when she finally got out.

by Damian Elrod February 10, 2025

iceshoko

basically a dank memer whos a chill guy and doesnt gaf

bart: "ay yn js lmk if u js slxmin w iceshoko"
ricky: "yh yh js doin ts rn..."

by LocalMF💀🙏🏿 February 21, 2025

Irish Wristwatch

A condition where your friend is perpetually mad at you for no reason whatsoever and drags you around by the wrist like a child. Characterized by the distinctive red marks left on your wrist and the inexplicable Irish accent they develop while doing so.

"Bruh, Megan’s got me on an Irish Wristwatch again because I made her mad. She's been draggin me around saying, "I'M RAGIN' AT YA AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY, YA FECKIN' EEJIT!"

by 11Chicago March 7, 2025