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Winter wood

Yeh superhuman ability to get an erection while standing in cold weather.
Dude, it was 5 degrees but that chick was so hot I got winter wood.
by Wood wood pecker the second February 4, 2024
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Canadian Wood Hump

The "Canadian Wood Hump" is a unknown sex position used by not many. It starts where two Canadians get a log a lot of lube and use a catapult to anally penetrate the log into the ass, Then sculpture it into a wood statue therefore crushing the male/female who got penetrated by the wood.
"Hey Jake wanna do the Canadian Wood Hump?!"
"Well Sure De Doo i would like to jess."
by Canadian Wood Hump February 8, 2021
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butch wood

When you get a boner for a butch bitch
When a butch/dyke is horny
"This girl is really sexy" "bro, shes a butch" "oh well guess i have butch wood"
by TootyFruities June 5, 2020
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Mr wood

A smexy handsome old man with long brown hair. He is tall and catches all the ladies attention. He is a very attractive man and some may say he's dirty man who likes to have flirty fun and eats eggs and stamped on miss lords head and she cried for days. She only wanted that handsome man in her bed for one night.
Hey did you see him over there
Hell yeah he was hot
Must have been mr wood
by Riddle riddy December 22, 2020
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Oil On Wood

Telling someone that they are like "Oil on wood" is like telling someone that they are beautiful and that they stand out in a good way. Putting oil on wood preserves the wood and makes it stand out more so when you say that someone is like "oil on wood" is like telling them that they are preserved and that they look outstanding.
"Oh you look like oil on wood today"

"Wow this dress on you is like oil on wood"
by Szymon.P December 15, 2019
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training in the woods

Playing with your kung fu instructors nunchuck in the woods.
I'm going "training in the woods" with Dave. The act of oral sex in an undisclosed location.
by The wing Wong guy May 16, 2019
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Lay Wood

Duffer: I'm gonna lay wood tonight for sure. Colleen so wants me, dude.
by TuAnon February 21, 2024
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