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poop on a popsicle

a popsicle stick shoved right up a persons asshole, and when you take it out there is poop on it
ah poop on a popsicle
by _bubbles_ January 25, 2017
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juice pooped

A classier way of saying, "Peeing out of my ass" aka diarrhea aka what happens after bubble guts aka soup belly aka what happens when white people eat Indian food aka the Hershey squirts.
Amanda is not coming over because she juice pooped.
by Anal Angst May 16, 2016
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poop gun

When your lower colon is fully loaded with 1-3 large fully digested meals and you're ready to fire the unwanted poop (bullets) into the nearest outhouse, toilet, bush, or ladies chest that you can locate.
Tony: Man, my folks took me to the all you can sushi buffet last night for dinner before I had to go meet up with Tina at her apartment. Needless to say my poop gun was fully loaded and I was itching to pull the trigger when I got to her apartment. Fortunately, she let me fire my "browning bullets" right into her chest. Dude, I was so relieved when my poop gun chamber was all empty, but gosh did I cause A LOT of damage to her tits.
Steve: Geez, sounds like a total shitshow! All-you-can-eat-sushi?!! Sounds like you were at least packing an 8 shooter when you got to Tina's place.
by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021
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poop art

a bowel movement that comes out shaped like some form of art!
by Closer17 February 14, 2012
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poop stuck

Poop stuck is a feeling post pooping , it can create a sense of paralysis. As one starts to walk the victim feels like the sphincter is locked and it can stop you in your tracks. As the sphincter cools it unlocks and the person is able to freely move.
" I'm not sure what I ate last night, but I was absolutely poop stuck this morning"
by Ivan barrister June 1, 2023
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Poop skid

Tiny pieces of shit coming out of your ass and leaving skid marks inside of your toilet.
Dude I just took a shit and left a poop skid in the toilet.
by Sabresfan11 January 6, 2011
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Scoop poop

Accusing the victim itself with plagiarism .
Memes are sacred man. Don't Scoop poop
by Mak memeleer July 12, 2017
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