mike pickle bum

A Mike pickle bum is an extremely hard find. You should recognise one by his hairy chest and big doe eyes. A Mike pickle bum is very loving and caring and if you should find one, love him with all your heart because you won't find another. A Mike pickle bum loves to travel and explore the world. You should prepare yourself for adventure and potentially sleeping rough occasionally. A Mike pickle bum loves to be on the look out for treasure as well and will probably idolise Indiana Jones. However through all of his travels and stories he has to share, he adores snuggling up on sofas with a good film and a cat asleep on his lap. A Mike pickle bum will treat you so well and love you forever. He will make you giggle and cuddle you rotten. He will surprise you and treat you to surprisingly good lasagnas. A Mike pickle bum is the most special thing you will ever meet.

"I met a Mike pickle bum!" She whispered gleefully.
"No! That's wonderful!" Her friend exclaimed through gritted teeth, the deep shade of green envy flushing through her cheeks.

by Lady Fairy May 27, 2016

Portland Pickle

A well-formed human defecation, or turd, left on a sidewalk or other inappropriate public space. Often found in cities with large unhoused populations, such as Portland, Oregon.

Sara was dismayed to find a Portland pickle on her morning run but equally impressed with its length and girth.

by NeoNeologist February 1, 2024

Pickle stick

Another word for dick

“Hey Martha wanna lick my pickle stick”

by lickle.a.dickle June 3, 2022

pickle piercing

The act of shoving a pickle up ones asshole

Little Jim felt he needed to do some pickle piercing

by pickle piercer July 29, 2016

lady pickle

vagina

i want to tickle your lady pickle

by ladypickle69 August 29, 2016

spikey pickle

A spikey pickle is the definition of a person that is dangerously horny.

-John is such a spikey pickle...
-You're right, be sure you're not alone with him!

by stefan3B June 14, 2023

Pickle snapper

A dick breaker. People use this similar to ball buster. A dick breaker is when your spouse complains about people do things that she would do. When your spouse is a Hippocrit. When your spouse asks you do do something over and over the second you sit down.

Good night babe. Hey before you fall asleep can you give me a quick foot massage.Why do you always have to be a pickle snapper?

by FlobStar August 17, 2021