furry porn

is very gay

Ezekiel is a furry porn watcher

by iievanixxo September 3, 2023

Furry

Usually a ND who likes to play with shit and fuck animals

Did you heat about the furry who gave out it's phone number? It's 0456 044 034

by Bibitch69 April 10, 2022

Anti furry

A group of people who spreads misinformation about furries and wants to murder human beings over a harmless hobby

Antifurry:hey all furries are zoophiles.

Furry: shows evidence proving that claim wrong.

Anti furry: kys

by Nekozerotwo September 13, 2023

Anti-furry

Someone who is obsessively hateful towards the furry Fandom.

They're immune to logical thinking, repeat the same unoriginal "fatherless" insult, and usually have an Onision Complex (Or in other words: Fragile ego)

-Middle/High Schoolers
-Incels
-Alt-Right
-Neo-Nazis
-Terrorists
-White supremacists

Anti-furries get anally retentive whenever someone tells them "Furry ≠ Zoophile".

Crimes alleged by a usual Anti-furry:
-Grooming
-Pedophilia
-CP
-Zoophilia

Things anti-furries have exposed children to/have no problem with:

-Extreme violence/Gore
-Nazism/Radical ideologies

-Racism/Hate speech
-Drug abuse
-Suicide
-Terrorism
-Pornography
-Anti-semitism

-Firearms
-Anti-social behavior
-Divisive conduct
-Domestic propaganda (A.k.a memes)
-Death
-War
-Politics
-Brainrot
-Blasphemy
-Manipulation
-Narcissism
-Sociopathy
-Psychopathy
-Satanism
-Angelicizing evil

And that also includes the same things that anti-furries claim furries do.

The crimes of anti-furries outweigh those that they accuse furries of.

by Cynical Man March 29, 2025

Furry Pretzel

A slang term for the female anatomy made up by someone who has no idea that they coined the term.

You can't have my furry pretzel!

by Bowler_000 October 23, 2011

Furry Detector 2.0

Furry detector 2.0 is the newest version. It's a replacement of Furry Detector 1.0 with heavy improvements. Some new features include: Search history, profile stats, leaderboards, and extra detectors. To detect furries, it scans their username and display name, badges, groups, creations, and their accessories if they have their inventory enabled. After it detects, it will give points, and the higher you have, the more likely you are a furry. You are also able to detect other people if they are Anime, Maids, E-daters, Thugs, or slenders. Sometimes, it may accidentally think that an accessory you have is about furries, even though it is not. Unfortunately, this game has died and is now averaging 1 player or none at all. It has reached 5 million visits and was updated 2 years ago.

Random player: uses furry detector 2.0 to see if his friend is a furry

by robloxian #25 October 25, 2025

Furry

Being a furry is a serious mental disorder, furries dress in unholy clothes such as and not limited to :

Fur masks
Fur suits
Tail plugs
Murr suits

Furries suffer from many disabilties such as :

Stupidity
Eating glue
Femboy
Being set on fire frequently
Quirkyness
Beastiality
SDDS ( Sudden Dick Disapearing Syndrome )

How to interact with a furry :

1. In many cases sudden agression is a bad option but with furries it is necessary.

Whip out your Smith and Wesson 5000 Bonecrusher Snub Nose Chambered in Quick Action .45 and aim for the tail, it will instantly kill the furry but let the human soul inside live.

Never shoot anywhere else because you don't want to murder someone you want to kill the furry.

By shooting the tail whatever is left from the infected will get to live but not the furry.

( See how I made it so it follows the guidelines, you kill the furry not the person )

2. Run.

3. Celebrate.

Note : YOU aren't trapped with a furry, the furry is trapped with YOU.

Don't waste ammo!

How to prevent becoming a furry.

1. Having a family.

2. Be sane.

Source :

Having a functioning brain.

Fun fact! Don't go to the next furry convention, not that anything will happen haha... trust me. just don't go.

Person 1: ima pwoud fuwwy OwO is that youw cwute UwU bulgi-
Person 2: shatters his skull with a Smith and Wesson 5000 bonecrusher snubed nose chambered in quick action .45

Person 1 : We are approaching the furry con
Person 2 : LETS DO THIS BOYS
Person 3 : Mask on
Person 4 : Remember, no russian
Person 5 : Lets get em'
Person 9 : Im ready
Person 18 : Keep your weapons on full auto

Person 37 : I hope they took the message we left

Person 58 : Its do or die comrades
Furry 1 : Owoo wewcowme to the fuwwy cwonw

*Weapon loading noise* ( without malicous intent of course )

by TheSovietComrade July 13, 2022