A relatively below-average-height Asian who has recently been diagnosed with a contagious disease; Uniqueness. He is extremely addicted to games, and what other people do with phones, he does with a bigass $49.95 hp laptop.
"Ethan, you're so sped."
by HammyShoe July 18, 2024
Get the Ethanmug. by catholic drug dealer April 22, 2020
Get the ethanmug. Ethan is a very quite guy. Once you get to know him though he is very funny, outgoing, sweet, weird, and more. He gets the ladies with his hair, and is good at sports. They are the kind of guy that will send you weird things out of no where to start a conversation. He will stay up with you till you fall asleep. They are those smart guys but don’t see it themselves. He is one that can stand out in a crowd. Their smile can light up your day. Their laugh is cute they will make you laugh. He has a goofy side and he isn’t afraid to show it. They are those bad boys and class clown in class. If you never met a Ethan you are missing out. If you let an Ethan go, he will be hard to come back around.
by Yoo it’s your girlfriend March 18, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. 
by Diebro November 24, 2021
Get the ETHANmug. by blackgays69 November 18, 2025
Get the Ethan Kalajianmug.