chris walla

Guitarist and vocals for the most awesome band, Death Cab for Cutie. Currently dating photographer and director Autumn De Wilde. He is the best looking guy in the bad and rocks out hard.

Chris Walla freakin rocks.

chris walla by Munnie Galt December 9, 2008

Chris Angel 

The act or "illusion" of disappearing to your bed after a long evening. Usually associated with intoxication or in some cases extreme tiredness.

"Dude, you totally pulled a Chris Angel last night and disappeared!"

"My mom Angels to bed every night without a trace, sometimes she returns in a mid-Angel to quiet us down."

"Where's Jerry going?"

-"He's Angeling."

Chris Angel by Cleese August 1, 2012

Chris Knight 

A dark haired teen, often likes musical instruments, such as guitars, drums, but prefers guitars. Such as bass, electric and acoustic. He loves cars, old fashioned that is. He is sort of gothic, but looks like a hip hop boy.

A star of the book 'diary of a psychopath'.
He is tall, skinny, pissed off for being suspended from subjects for things he didn't do.
AND HAS A HUGE PENIS! and a perfect ass

ohhhhh chris knight! (moans)

Well he's no chris knight

Chris Knight by lady shanti November 17, 2010

Chris Claughton 

A young, caucasion, 'well built' male with an unaturally thick penis and lack of social skills.

You remember Chris Claughton from high school? He join the marines and got gang raped.

Chris Claughton by Daniel Daw March 22, 2011

chris verdi

an asshole who cheats on girls ( with brown hair ) and likes black girls and eats pink taco cause he's nasty . he has no swag . he doesnt know his skin color. hes a fucking nimrod.

chris verdi cheated on marisa.

chris verdi by ayebrah15 October 26, 2011

Chris Brown yo ass 

To beat the ever living shit out of a special lady pal.

"Im gonna chris brown yo ass!!"
*chris browns her ass*
"Told ya bitch"

Chris Brown yo ass by dirtymikeandthegangyeehaw March 19, 2016

Chris Tyson 

Chris Tyson is part of the Mr Beast gang and fell in love with karl instantly and also has an adorable child.

No one:
No one at all:
Chris Tyson: Moisturizer

Chris Tyson by Araceli :) November 4, 2020