christian is a very ugly guy whoo everyone hates so much he very fat and ugly very ugly if you every meet a Christian run because he's ugly and thinks he's funny
by Christianisaloser November 06, 2020
Christian is a very common name, but there is a dark truth behind the name. Christian is typically a male who is tired or extremely energetic. He is an alpha male who trains in the gym all the time. Though he trains he is not that smart and very easy to persuade. The darkest truth is... Christian has a massive gambling addiction. Chrisitan also have a bad taste in women.
Friend 1: Have you seen Christian?
Friend 2: No?
*Christian comes out nowhere*
Christian: I just lost 500$, I hate gambling!!!
Friend 2: No?
*Christian comes out nowhere*
Christian: I just lost 500$, I hate gambling!!!
by Den varmeste November 24, 2021
Christian is the best person in the world, he will make u horny, butterflies in stomache, he will make u masturbate all night be he is so hot and sexy. and just by looking at him you will go crazy and fall on then ground be u fell for him.
Christian is seasonal
by Fanumkaibrucex September 03, 2023
christian is the type of person that comes up from behind you and slaps your butt. christian is very very gay. he sucks at basketball and can’t make a layup. he is skinny and has no muscle.
christian is a string bean
by dushaudb April 28, 2019
He is an amazing person he might have bad breath and has nappy hair but one day he will get shaved and be a GOD.
People might mess with him sometimes but he is a nice guy on the inside..... He also likes a girl named Hannah
People might mess with him sometimes but he is a nice guy on the inside..... He also likes a girl named Hannah
by GOFER!@# April 11, 2019
by Long shwan October 23, 2019
hes a type of person that has a heart but doesn't show it much. hes awesome,cute,down to earth,and an all around amazing guy thank you for all the Christians around the earth.
by christian!! January 23, 2019