"I'm going to cap the orphans."
by BigBrainIQ May 8, 2019

Cap, also known as LilCaptain5 is very very hot and sexy and cool. He does not make among us joke and he is very cool and awesome and he is cool.
Cap is a child.
The GIF below represents cap's height.
when can i go home please i haven't eaten in 8 years
Cap is a child.
The GIF below represents cap's height.
when can i go home please i haven't eaten in 8 years
random guy - "who was that one very very very very cool guy who is not TNTSWEAT?"
me- "LilCaptain5 is the best ever cool"
me- "LilCaptain5 is the best ever cool"
by bro who tf is taking my names September 6, 2021

by Roz’0 June 10, 2021

A yum cap is a sex move where the man takes epoxy resin and pours it in a females belly button, ear, or nose. The male waits for it to dry, then chews on the dried resin during sex.
by Racist Homophobic Man November 25, 2024

by bootyfucker_69 December 19, 2021

Me: you online tonight?
Friend: yeah I’ll be on at 8pm
*now 10pm and still no sign of them*
Me: You’re an absolute cap merchant!
Friend: yeah I’ll be on at 8pm
*now 10pm and still no sign of them*
Me: You’re an absolute cap merchant!
by Frostiee2209 June 27, 2022
