Jonquavius: Willy-Wrapping saved me from paying child support!
by John Elden Ring October 16, 2023
a willis monke is a mega hot dude who pulls all women, men, and objects. Has huge cock. Is a white and loves women and is not gay. All women want him and always want his snap. Women surround him.
by WILLIS MONKEYYYYYY June 10, 2022
Like a wet willy except instead of putting your pinky finger in your mouth you put it up your asshole and then stick it into someone’s ear
by CeCeLutt March 03, 2024
Painful and infrequently-used climbing move, the level of difficulty of which is only surpassed by the admiration received upon retelling in public house at end of day.
"I was holding a sandwich in one hand, and an eagle bit off my other arm. I had no choice but to do a willy jam."
by Scribe January 14, 2004
When your squishin with your girl and when she cums you say, "I'll have what she's having!" Then blast on her face.
by Phil Spritzer November 19, 2015
Wonking your willy is the act of self pleasure at hours between 1 and 4 in the morning in a dark room while watching pornography you’d only watch high/drunk.
by Bonka Tom 1 September 30, 2023
by Luciousmccain August 14, 2015