high as bird pussy

When someone is so stoned on weed that they are worthless for anything more complicated than processing oxygen.

Juan was high as bird pussy last night and forgot to not inhale.

by Plumbcrazydeano March 12, 2015

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Angry Bird Feeder

When you smother your junk in extra creamy peanut butter, sprinkle assorted bird seeds on it, and then stand outside while birds peck on your pecker. You are required to laugh at the irony of it all.

Dude, go double check those migration patterns before I do the angry bird feeder...

by Sir Curly Jefferson June 6, 2011

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A Facial bird bath is when a person performs cunnilingus on said woman and she has a female ejaculation (squirt) on said person's face. Hence, like a bird in a bird bath flopping away in the mixture of vaginal fluid and urine.

Do I need to draw a picture? Try it and you will now what a facial bird bath is from now on....

by A guy from brooklyn September 23, 2009

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african bird fight

When two independent parties agree to make battle without using either arms. The combatants must place their arms behind their backs, and fight using any other weapon. Kicks, knees, and head butts are all acceptable.

african bird fight is basically an amputee fight club

by crimson cock June 8, 2011

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mark suck a bird

Mapping out the connections between people .surrendering ownership rights to the intellectual property, information that has been released, resold & used by others. putting you, your career or your family at risk.

mark suck a bird say people who trust me are dumb fucks

mark suck a bird made its billions by selling your information .

mark suck a bird want your phone number to sell to others

by drake mallard January 3, 2014

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