Coach Ham Lamb

The coach that makes the girls pull their shorts down in gym class. THE WORST COACH EVER!!!!!!!!
Coach Ham Lam: Girls come here
Me and my friends: What do you want now?
Coach Ham Lamb: Don't wear those shorts again!!!
by You're_a_whore November 19, 2019
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west ham syndrome

A syndrome that makes a person continue to support a cause / political party / leader with a blinkered rose-tinted view, based on a false glorious past and nostalgia of imaginary grandeur.
so you cant name a single benefit of brexit and yet all you type is 'leave means leave', this has all the symptoms of west ham syndrome
by 11RYCA11 February 22, 2023
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Teacher: what are you having for thanksgiving, Malachi Davis?
Malachi Davis: tearky mc cheese ham everything
by elbest696 November 24, 2021
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fish ham mafia

someone who is very mean to hamduster
and belongs to ham mafia
fish ham mafia :you filthy dishwasher

hamduster ham mafia :thats not nice
by hamduster December 30, 2020
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Texas ham sandwich

Using bbq sauce to eat ass… it’s a Texas thing. (NOTE: Don’t use with anal irritation or tears…it could burn.)
I was going down south the other day with Margery and got to thinkin’, this sure would taste better with a Texas ham sandwich.
by Txsrttlsnk6969 February 22, 2022
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The act of when 2 males are stuffing a SOMD slampig with various foods during sexual intercourse. The SOMD principal of "If it has a hole it has a goal" applies, the bigger the quantity of items stuffed, the better outcome.
Hey bro, I met this 350 pounder at Toots. She said she wanted to try something crazy. I'm on my way to your place with the Buffet Buster Susan to get a Southern Maryland stuffed ham going
by Soup Kitchen Sammy February 04, 2025
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Spear some Ham

Taking the least possible amount of effort to fool an idiot.
They wouldn't let me in without a badge, so I had to spear some ham by making a fake from an old cereal box, and it actually worked. -Reddit user SuperFLEB
by KristinaKrnkDat July 25, 2018
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