ham pantry

Slang term for a lady's ample buttocks.

I have a date with Shelia tonight and you know I'm going to hit up the Ham Pantry.

by Fist Dixon January 7, 2018

Ham Aslume

A distortion of "Arkham Asylum" created by the certified Reddit Madhouse 'BatmanArkham', home to many similar distortions of different DC universe characters (notably Man, Jonkler, and Bone).

"Why is Bone still trapped in the Ham Aslume? Is he stupid?

by Michael Machiel April 18, 2024

Ham

When you're so hammered your name becomes ham!

I'm so ham bro! Hope I don't yak in the uber!

by drew_herps October 26, 2025

HAM

Acronym for Home and Masturbate

Hey guys I gotta go HAM, See you tomorrow.

by Shimbao April 10, 2020

Ham boning

Tha shit dat ribgy done it a tv show in da 2000s

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imma ham boning youuuuu

by anonymous May 31, 2023

whore ham

Another term for wore out labia.

While watching a porno I asked, “have you ever seen whore ham on a gal like that before.”

by Spracker77 January 6, 2019

Ham closet

The snatch .

Ohh baby, I love your ham closet ..

by Ham closet October 7, 2021