Kick ons

A gathering before a main party/event involving cocaine and hookers

Mate you going to kick ons before the concert?

by Rosary_candle March 5, 2022

made one

Took a dump.

"I almost made one in my pants."

by Atrocious_Slug September 23, 2022

Your one

a male or female bear.

micheal was shagging your one

by Leons poopyhead August 19, 2021

One Gifford

Equal to 100mm hole. Unit of measurement amongst electricians.

I like to make sure im ‘one gifford’ away from the doorframe to drill my hole.

by Spadge47 June 6, 2021

Number One

Number one is a way of mentioning a crush/person to your friends without your partner finding out.

I saw number one today, she/he is so fit!

by The Gull January 6, 2021

Still the One

We've been together since way back when
Sometimes I never wanna see you again
But I want you to know, after all these years
You're still the one I want whisperin' in my ear
You're still the one I wanna talk to in bed
Still the one that turns my head
We're still having fun and you're still the one
I looked at your face every day
But I never saw it 'til I went away
When winter came, I just wanted to go (wanted to go)
Deep in the desert, I longed for the snow
You're still the one that makes me laugh
Still the one that's my better half
We're still having fun and you're still the one

You're still the one that makes me strong
Still the one I wanna take along
We're still having fun and you're still the one (yes, you are)
Ooh
Ooh
Changing, our love is going gold
Even though we grow old, it grows new
You're still the one that I love to touch
Still the one and I can't get enough
We're still having fun and you're still the one
You're still the one who can scratch my itch
You're still the one that I wouldn't switch
We're still having fun and you're still the one
You are still the one that makes me shout
Still the one that I dream about
We're still having fun and you're still the one
You are still the one
You're still the one
We're still having fun and you're still the one

by Gothic Miscreant October 29, 2023

one for the dick

When an athlete has six championship rings. So that they can put the sixth one on their dick

Michael Jordan has so many rings he’s got one for the dick.

by Bhuck September 14, 2019