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anal science

A degree in anal science can only be obtained on "education connection.com" You can only get that degree online.
Guy:I have extreme pain in my ass!
Major in anal science: it's okay let me take a look
Guy: No!
Major in anal science: I have a degree in anal science.
Guy: Oh okay!
by Dr. AnalScience September 30, 2013
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anal chatter

taking a naked shit when it's below freezing
i heard my anal chatter the other night when i was out snow skiing with my mom.
by d-rock419 November 14, 2010
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Anal mitch

To bleach you anus blond to impress the guys
Hey dude I got anal mitch'ed do you want to see my ass hole it's so soft and blond
by Themadtruth August 21, 2019
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anal transcend

The level beyond vanilla anal penetration.
When an individual is performing anal sex with a woman so violently that they tear the vaginal wall and have intercourse with both the anal cavity, and the vagina.
“OMG Britney, you need to go even further. Anal Transcend with him girl!”

“Mom, I can’t talk right now, Kevin and I are anal transcending”
by BeginnersLuck July 9, 2020
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yacht anal

When you give your wife, fianceè, girlfriend or young stallion, anal sex on your yacht or a family/friend members yacht.
Joe says to his wife.... "hey baby want some yacht anal"
Joe's wife says... "sure I got some lube and the water is very rough so it should slip right in".
by WhackyJoe June 9, 2018
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Anal trombone

The art of playing the trombone with your rectum most times it has to be cleaned from excess jizz and so forth
Hey bitch I just got done with my anal trombone lessons wanna smash until your titties turn green?
by Donkeyrectum August 2, 2015
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Anal Retentive

Eric Grubert; opposite of passive.
by Daddy's Lil Monster March 30, 2017
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