anal science

A degree in anal science can only be obtained on "education connection.com" You can only get that degree online.

Guy:I have extreme pain in my ass!
Major in anal science: it's okay let me take a look
Guy: No!
Major in anal science: I have a degree in anal science.
Guy: Oh okay!

by Dr. AnalScience September 30, 2013

Anal Jelly

It's technically a better and weirder name for lube. Anal jelly.

Julie: Wtf is anal jelly?
Mark: It's slang for lube.

by HowAreWeHere??43 January 3, 2019

anal-sex

When a guy drops the soap in prison.

I had anal-sex with joey last night, the buff guy two cells away.

by Marshmallow69 April 7, 2022

Anal Dough

Another word for a shit or a poop

Gotta go deliver some anal dough to the toilet. Ill be back shortly

by Coledinho February 28, 2017

Anal-Laddin

This is what you are when you can’t take a girl to Disney but still provide Butt-Ventures on the magic carpet you inherited from your grandparents living room

You may be Hercules to your girl - But you can never stand up to Anal-Laddin and the bottom pleasures involved. I win.

by goejonzalez January 4, 2019

Anal Engulfsion

To engulf someone with your asshole.

"anal engulfsion" "I am going to engulf you with my asshole!"

by Lil Asshair May 1, 2020

Anal drunk

Getting your mrs so drunk she’s okay with anal, but not too drunk that she passes out. Essentially there’s a perfect window of drunkness you’re aiming for a top night in bed.

Ahh I reckon a couple more bevs and she’ll be anal drunk, let’s get the tequilas in!

by DucksAsshole27 August 28, 2022