The act of placing the anus near a partner's face or body, and then proceeding to defecate diarrhea over said participant for sexual stimulation. This may be enhanced by varying the diet of the chocolate shower giver to ensure a good spread of faeces rather than a concentrated lump
Mac - "Gee, I'd wanna try something different tonight, do you fancy giving me an Eaton Bray Hot Chocolate Shower"
Dutch - "Would love to, had chilli last night and I need to bust my gut somewhere - may as well be into your face"
Dutch - "Would love to, had chilli last night and I need to bust my gut somewhere - may as well be into your face"
by Dutch MacBilly III September 16, 2009
Get the Eaton Bray Hot Chocolate Showermug. Ye Ole Afghan Rape Shower was a phrase used in Middle Ages to describe the act of a woman having a shower after she has been raped. To make it an Afghan Rape Shower, this act must take place within Afghanistan.
Without it being in Asfghanistan, this act is simply known simply as ‘a rape shower’.
Without it being in Asfghanistan, this act is simply known simply as ‘a rape shower’.
Stacey had an Ye Ole Afghan Rape Shower the other day.
Oh, I didn’t realise she was in Afghanistan, but I knew about the rape shower.
Oh, I didn’t realise she was in Afghanistan, but I knew about the rape shower.
by Not_Kebab_Man_6 October 18, 2018
Get the Ye Ole Afghan Rape Showermug. This is the phrase used by a Cheeser, a Cheese-out or Roid McCheeseout when he is attempting to prolong the time before his cheese is properly identified.
Daren asks "Jarryd, do you want to go out tonight?"
To which Jarryd responds "Lemme shower, eat and let you know".
Jarryd will not be going out tonight. He is cheese-ing.
To which Jarryd responds "Lemme shower, eat and let you know".
Jarryd will not be going out tonight. He is cheese-ing.
by Shnech January 19, 2008
Get the Shower, eat and let you knowmug. by Buddyjjl November 3, 2011
Get the Your mom eats rye bread in the showermug. Australian slang, meaning I'm wise to your game, or don't play me for a fool. This is a slang term not heard often in the regional centres, but reasonably common among the old blokes in smaller townships.
by kingofspin March 12, 2020
Get the I didn't come down in the last showermug. When a person (usually a teenager) shits their pants in a watery and explosive manner to escape a drug test appointed by his or her parent or legal guardian changing the color of said person's pants and floor causing a literal shit storm
When my parents pulled out that drug test I knew I was fucked and had no choice but to use The Yung Buddah Brown Trouser Shower Diversion
by fangirlshitstank May 23, 2020
Get the The Yung Buddah Brown Trouser Shower Diversionmug. by Bigger is Better October 6, 2016
Get the Let me show you my shower curtain...mug.