It was the grossest thing I've ever done in my life. I didn't mean to period milk fart on his bed but he just pulled out too fast.
by jeanjerker February 24, 2016
to be involved in an extremely frustrating and tedious activity with unclear or disappointing results. (origin of the phrase is attributed to an archaic Russian jargon).
1) - Why did John drop out of the grad school after 8 years?
- His advisor was nuts. John was milking a dead rat all this time.
2) Dude, trying to sleep with her before marriage is like milking a dead rat.
- His advisor was nuts. John was milking a dead rat all this time.
2) Dude, trying to sleep with her before marriage is like milking a dead rat.
by buches October 09, 2012
A sex act in which a girl spreads her ass cheeks apart like goatse, while her partner pours milk and Hershey's chocolate syrup into her open anus. The girl then proceeds to twerk like Miley Cyrus until chocolate milk is made, which is then consumed by the couple.
After getting bored performing the Cincinnati Bowtie, the freaky couple moved to the Cleveland Steamer and then began making Columbus Chocolate Milk.
by GimpThePimp October 25, 2013
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by burnsiedotcom November 29, 2010
Masturbating, jerk off, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, beat the meat, whacking the pug, etc. etc.
Manually stimulating your penis with your hand to achieve orgasm.
Manually stimulating your penis with your hand to achieve orgasm.
by keifermail July 12, 2009
A drink made out of milk and sold as coffee. The flavor of the coffee is usually masked or hidden by the sugary syrups that are added. The best way to get your daily dairy intake and a great way to cure hangovers.
by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? August 10, 2008