Jordan

Trash man looks like red dragon bad at math and social skills.

jordan is a jordan

by manhandler bob September 24, 2021

Jordan

A cute guy with darkly colored eyes and hair, plays the trumpet, makes the best facial expressions, is nice, really funny, tall, rare, helpful, gives you so many butterflies that you can fly, supportive, sarcastic, goofy

Friend: Sooooooo, who's that guy you sit next to in English?
Me: Jordan
Friend: Uh uh
Me: Lay a finger on him and I will tear you to shreds, he's mine
Random Person: He's single tho
Me: *looks at calendar* oh ho, only for two more years

by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

jordan cotter

Someone with a phat juicy ass

Jordan cotter has a phat juicy ass

by Phat juicy ass October 17, 2021

Jordan Perkins

A way to describe something that's good in fights, spits bars, and follows traits of a real roadman.

'Yeah, he's definitely a Jordan Perkins'

by RealSuttonRoadman69 May 1, 2016

Jordan

Jordan is the love of my life and we're locked in forever.

Isn't that Jae's man? Yea that's Jordan!

by iiihrtjaee November 20, 2023

jordan

she is a funny ass bitch and has so many names lol um she like dick and would love for you to give it to her lol she also plays softball and um really likes those balls if you know what i mean

jordan - give me your balls

me - yes

by ciara m April 29, 2019

jordan

has a big pp

wow look at that jordan

by lolnogæhœ January 12, 2020