Fist my shit cannon

To insert your fist into someone's anus

My girlfriend was so nasty last night she said fist my shit cannon

by Lasersword May 6, 2018

my turtles

Used as a pick-up line to refer to ones own pubic hair(s). pubs bush exotic turtle hairy

Would you like to go look at my turtles, they are pretty exotic.

by Smokey's pubs March 4, 2014

My Princess

Part 2. she will be yours and you'll always be hers no matter what. amazing doesn't begin to describe who she is but you have to make sure she knows it. My princess has been wronged in the past so many times and she deserves everything the universe has to offer, you know you don't deserve her but you do everything you can to make sure she knows you love her. she gives love meaning again and if you have her make sure she knows how much you love her and that you will never let her go nor leave her, you swear on your life and you take that to your grave and beyond because she is beyond perfect. I Love you my Princess I am never going anywhere I will always be yours, Because you are my Forever & Always. you'll know who you are when you read this and I can't wait to Hug you.

My Princess Will always make me happy cum

by Khaos kittens July 26, 2022

My kidnapper ate my traffic

When you try to think of an excuse

Why am I late? uhhh, uhhhh, my kidnapper ate my traffic

by ascendedbread May 5, 2023

Slap my bread

It means to slap the bread. What? You thought it was sumth dirty? Nasty ass. Smh

Jilly: Hey, could you slap my bread?
Stoned idiot: sure dude

by 92914 November 17, 2020

Nice projection lmao. When I run out of vbucks I always load back up with the $90 option because thats about as much as it costs to refill my Corvette. It's no big deal to me because I have steady income.

Nice projection lmao. When I run out of vbucks I always load back up with the $90 option because thats about as much as it costs to refill my Corvette. It's no big deal to me because I have steady income.

Nice projection lmao. When I run out of vbucks I always load back up with the $90 option because thats about as much as it costs to refill my Corvette. It's no big deal to me because I have steady income.

by Sudor5183 November 16, 2023

MY PRETTY PRINCESS

OMGOMGOMG I LOVE HER SOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOO MUCHES SHE IS MY EVERYTHING MY LIFE MY WORLD MY UNIVERSE SHE MEANS EVERYTHING TO ME I WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT HER OMG I LOVE HER SO MUCH SHES SO BEAUTIFUL PRETTY CUTE GORGEOUS HOT AND PERFECT I LOVE YOU P <3

MY PRETTY PRINCESS IS PERFECT

by ImadeItFinally January 14, 2024