1. Earth's birthday (not true, actually October 23.)
2. Day where you help the earth be more clean. Earth Day is celebrated because lots of assholes litter all over the planet. Ways to celebrate Earth Day: (alternate title: ways to not be an asshole)
1. Pick up trash
2. Don't litter
3: Make a compost
4: Fuck yo girl in the pussy
5: Use both sides of the paper
6: Turn off the lights when you fuck yo girl
2. Day where you help the earth be more clean. Earth Day is celebrated because lots of assholes litter all over the planet. Ways to celebrate Earth Day: (alternate title: ways to not be an asshole)
1. Pick up trash
2. Don't litter
3: Make a compost
4: Fuck yo girl in the pussy
5: Use both sides of the paper
6: Turn off the lights when you fuck yo girl
by Ayo pause?? April 29, 2023
National Jerk and a Wipe Day
by National Jerk and a Wipe day June 15, 2024
International pegging day is the day where men all over the world have their backdoors filled to please their partners.
It’s international pegging day Anthony! You know what that means.
International pegging day is today already? Fine I’ll get the special strap.
International pegging day is today already? Fine I’ll get the special strap.
by Dingdongitthebong June 26, 2022
Hey alec remember when you dreamed fucking your dog? Well now you can! On National fuck your dog day!
by AlecIsHot March 02, 2023
A word to call someone as a dumbass or a stupid idiot in Cantonese language/dialect of Chinese. It's either used as an adjective or a noun.
by A disgusting furry December 26, 2023
A day in which you are tired, disorganized and unable to get anything significant or productive done. Your to-do list doesn’t get any shorter on this day. zombies, undead, dead, unproductive, to-do list, get-r-done, the walking dead, walkers
by joecoolthefool October 30, 2018
by big toilet paper February 27, 2021