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Thomas is a dick.

by EpicGamer256 June 5, 2020

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Dick flogger

A machine or apparatus that enables a man pleasures a man without his partners help until he comes all over the floor like a snow dump at Xmas

Grant required a dick flogger as Mel had decided to watch tv and fall sleep.

by Swine Doctor June 24, 2022

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urban dick

To search for a word on the Urban Diction website.

Hey Ted, when you get a chance can you urban dick the word faggot

by alphonzobushong June 25, 2015

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dick terrorist

An individual who attacks penises for their own political/social gain

Did you see that midget headbutt Chad in the nuts?

Yea what a dick terrorist.

by Kakaaaaa91 January 28, 2019

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dick cob

When a female wants to have sex but your dick wont and can't get hard.

She wanted to fuck but I had dick cob

by Derpflapper July 17, 2017

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First coined my the actor Jonah Hill against a photographer who was harassing him,

"suck my dick you faggot!" is a simple and convenient phrase to use against anyone who annoys you in any situation.
Whether it's that door to door salesman, a Jehovah witness, that idiot colleague at work. There are endless possibilities. You can even spice it up a. bit by saying "Suck my dick you fucking queer eyed gay faggot poofter" to add that extra punch when you now they are definitely gay.

At the Sydney Mardi Gras: Police officer: "I'm sorry sir, the road is closed for the parade, you'll have to turn around and drive another way."
You say: Suck my dick you faggot!

by de-pube May 11, 2024

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