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Fractional Ass-ing

To accomplish a task by completing small, discrete portions until achieving the desired state of completion.
I did my laundry by fractional ass-ing it. Wash yesterday, dry today, might fold tomorrow but might not.
by Wags86 May 15, 2022
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Extended grab ass day

Grab someone but girl or boy April 12
Extended grab ass day is where garb ass day gets extend
by Extended grab ass day April 11, 2019
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ass walking

when a man's ass bounces as he walks
person #1: I was ass walking the other day
person #2: Lucky, I wish I could ass walk
person #1: You'll get there someday
by arstspellinganddefinitions October 4, 2021
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National grab ass day

Walk up to your crush and grab his/her's ass
Boy: SLAPS
Girl: Hey! why did you do that
Boy: its National grab ass day
Girl: Oh okay, My turn
by Unknown Savior2234 October 10, 2022
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rhinoceros ass

An odor so foul and disgusting it can cause one to vomit violently and destroy a city block.
Larry walked into the primate house at the zoo and exclaimed “it smells like rhinoceros ass in here!” He headed for the nearest garbage can where he proceeded to puke his guts out.
by joseph blough January 12, 2025
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Fair as a goat’s ass

A clear day or clean complexion.

(Most likely born of the observation that goats poop neat and dry little pellets, therefore leaving their back sides clear and clean.)
1. It’s fair as a goat’s ass outside today.

2. His/her skin is as fair as a goats ass.
by NorthOakCliffer March 18, 2021
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