Irrelevant dick

When a female who has male friends who has had sexual dates with each one of them and the irrelevant dick catches feelings for her and gets mad at all the other one who's had sex with her and now she deletes his number

Hey girl, what are you doing tonight?

Going out with Sam. Why?
Who's Sam?
What's it too you?

Well I thought we was going to hang out tonight..
Well I'm sorry..
So it's like that?.
You are irrelevant dick dude..

by Tha truth August 26, 2016

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pinecone dick

When your dick has chips hanging off of it like a pinecone

OH SHIT!!!! Feel my pinecone dick

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Dick Face-Time

The act of inadvertently face timing someone while your phone is in your front pocket.

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I have an I phone 5 and my phone will dick-face time a bundle of my contacts in a row. It really annoys people. The only thing I can think of that provides an adequate direct concentrated heat source is my pocket stylus(Dick) This is a common problem with I phones. The name "Jeff" could be substituted with any name.

"Have you heard from Jeff?" "No, but he keeps Dick Face-Timing me!"

"Dude, check your phone, you just Dick Face-Timed me three times!"

by Mastro-K April 24, 2016

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An insanely big dick. Every girl will say it ! It’s huge and procures very good sensations ! This is a very beautiful dick that will make you think about it every single days of your life.

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by Mikecokslong November 21, 2021

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