by FenrisZi November 8, 2023
Get the turbo assmug. An eat ass isn't just the act of analingus, while it can be that also.
An eat ass is someone who just buys everything someone says. It's like a mix of a schmuck and a pleb and a cuck and a simp all in one. Someone whose wife fucks 7 other people in a week and gets paid $7, she comes home dripping cum and then says no honey I love you, please believe that I'll only ever love you and be faithful to you. Then they go to bed and he eats her out cos he believes her and wants it to all be okay, not realizing that he's eating seven loads all at once and believes her when she says it cos she drank so much milk for lunch.
An eat ass is someone who just buys everything someone says. It's like a mix of a schmuck and a pleb and a cuck and a simp all in one. Someone whose wife fucks 7 other people in a week and gets paid $7, she comes home dripping cum and then says no honey I love you, please believe that I'll only ever love you and be faithful to you. Then they go to bed and he eats her out cos he believes her and wants it to all be okay, not realizing that he's eating seven loads all at once and believes her when she says it cos she drank so much milk for lunch.
Wife: Hey honey, come to bed now, tell your mates to go home.
Husband: Ok honey, guys it's time to go home now, thanks for coming over.
7 guys: Fuck he's an eat ass, how does he not realize we just gang banged her in the room.
Husband: Ok honey, guys it's time to go home now, thanks for coming over.
7 guys: Fuck he's an eat ass, how does he not realize we just gang banged her in the room.
by Treppar January 16, 2025
Get the Eat assmug. by she farted on my discs January 12, 2021
Get the She farted on my assmug. 
by emdubz69 December 13, 2024
Get the Fuck Assmug. A prearranged clandestine sexual encounter devoid of typical date activities (such as the wine and dine).
Similar to a booty call, however, it is scheduled at least 24 hours in advance
Similar to a booty call, however, it is scheduled at least 24 hours in advance
by lhopitalthings March 3, 2017
Get the ass appointmentmug. by Project Blue Book July 29, 2021
Get the Ass Slurpeemug.