Ambi-dick-trous

When your hand job abilities are not limited to your dominant hand

“which hand did she use”
“both, she’s ambi-dick-trous”

by dixie rect July 23, 2018

swanked dick

A crooked, small, misshapen or ugly male appendage

Jonathon has a swanked dick

by Scarecrow 14 December 15, 2020

Dick

The greatest thing ever

The dick was great

by Rjru December 24, 2018

Dick Cheese

When you melt cheese and dump it inside your penis then ejaculate in a girls mouth and breasts you then wipe some on your dick and smack her in the face with your dick.
Bonus points if there is a splat and the dick cheese goes everywhere.

Person 1: Bro
Person 2: what?
Person 1: want some Dick Cheese?
Person 2 hell yeah

by Kakashi_Hatake7 December 22, 2020

go big or suck dick

Alternative use of the phrase "go big or go home"

Schould not be used in family friendly matters

Family Friendly: If you go on the treadmill, go big or go home. *falls off treadmill" i guess i'll go home then.

Alternative: If you go on the treadmill, go big or suck dick. *falls off treadmill" ...

by Alexandrum July 20, 2023

Wizard dick

In reference to a pointed log in a water way that rises and lowers above and below the surface of the water in an unpredictable manner.

Look out for the Wizard Dick two bends upstream.
That Wizard Dick was sticking up in the morning and just below the surface in the afternoon.
I didn’t even see that Wizard Dick until I was pulling it out of my impeller.

by Creeky Joints July 28, 2024

Dick Wad

when someone cuts off pieces of multiple dicks and ties a rubber band on a “wad” of dick pieces

“Hey dude, I found a dick wad laying in my mom’s bedside drawer. They were still twitching and it freaked me the fuck out”

by emo mf April 9, 2022