Short dick day

A day to celebrate small dicks and also get back at the boys for taking the piss on pancake day

18th February

Short dick day is a day to celebrate chodes

by Muffinmuffins:) February 16, 2021

Short dick day

18th February

Where you embrace your chode

Happy short dick day is a holiday you celebrate with someone who has a small dick:)

by Muffinmuffins:) February 16, 2021

dicks in vaginos

dicks in vaginos

dicks in vaginos

by Zjierb lover February 16, 2021

Dick

1) A males penis

2) a guy who is an utter asshole and does not give two shits about anyone but himself; intentionally acts mean for no reason

3) short for the name Richard

Guy 1: Hey that guy over there stepped on my new shoes at school

Guy 2: Wow, what a dick

by CheezzySnags February 16, 2021

Dick

1)a males penis

2) A complete utter asshole that will intentionally act mean for no reason but to bother and annoy u

3) short for Richard. Idk why but it just is.

1) Guy 1: OMG he just got a tennis ball thrown straight at his dick

Guy 2: I know, that’s crazy! Thank God it was just a tennis ball or he wasn’t gonna be having kids any time soon.

2) Guy 1: Hey, that guy Jim stepped on my new shoes at school and now there dirty.

Guy 2: damn, that guy must be a dick.

3) Guy 1: Hey Dick, what’s going on
Guy 2: bro, just call me Richard please.

by CheezzySnags February 16, 2021

suck ur own dick

something a 13 year old says after being beat in valorant *i learned this from personal experience*

kid1: i fucked ur mum last night!
kid 2: no u godamn didnt, go suck ur own dick autistic faggot!

by i_Fucked_ur_mum_last_night February 17, 2021

dick

What girls actually don't like

"Imagine sending girls dick pics thinking they'll like them." - many girls

by Some guy who looks on UD February 18, 2021