Dirty valur

A dirty valur is when you squirt mustard on two closeted men in the act.

I walked in on my mom performing a dirty valur with my dad and his male co-worker!

by IL8VeMilfs March 8, 2021

Dirty Suyash

When you take a girl home, but don't have a condom. You take your own feces and have the girl stroke your own cock, lubed up with your poop and eventually enough poop will fill up your penis hole, so semen can't be ejaculated.

Bro I was so down bad last night, I had to pop a Dirty Suyash just to smash this girl.

by Jordan Kinkle March 9, 2021

Dirty sanford

When you hang from a ceiling fan naked while inserting a rod into your anus. Once you reach a fast enough velocity, release from the fan and watch yourself spin like a top.

Mark and Susan had a Dirty Sanford beyblade fight that ended in bloodshed. I wanna try!

by Codysbitch March 9, 2021

Dirty cuntastrophy

The act of eating a used condom out of the vagina after the woman had an affair.

Last night I went down on Debbie and had a dirty cuntastrophy.

by Justspeakinfrumexperience March 10, 2021

Dirty Ark

When you fuck someone and cum in them over and over till they are packed full then you stick a plug in them off till the jizz hardens in them and you do that till it completely fills them and eventually have to go to the doctor to have it surgically removed and then they have a new snack to eat

My girlfriend and I just got back from the hospital with her new snack I had been working on her dirty ark for months.

by flounder98w March 12, 2021

Dirty tornado

When someone eats a lot of laxatives and shits while spinning around cause poop to go everywhere

Hey bro why are you covered in shit?

Dude my girlfriend wouldn’t shut up so I made her do the dirty tornado

by Chloe.λπλ March 14, 2021

dirty jamu

a dirty jamu is where your ear itches so you tell a tall scottish man to shove his dick in it and cum in it then when he pulls out you eat the mixture of semen and ear wax

my dad gave me a dirty jamu last night

by harry peckerwood March 14, 2021